Zombies. We’re getting rather bored of them, especially when they seemed to be turning up in every game under the sun with little reason other than ‘Hey, it worked for Call of Duty!’
It’s not just games, did you know that the next wave of Transformer comics will feature a crossover between G.I. Joe, Transformers, Star Trek (Original) and Zombies? Yes, Zombie Spock vs. Zombie Optimus Prime. Enough already with the zombies!
Stupid, brain dead creatures, being crowbarred into absolutely everything a stupid marketing person can think of. There was a zombie in my Sainsburys’ ‘Be Good To Yourself’ chicken salad the other day. I turned on TV last night and what did I see on ‘I’m A Celebrity’? Zombie Lembit Opik munching on Gilliam McKeith’s lifeless body. They are absolutely everywhere and it’s driving me mad.
ENOUGH WITH THE ZOMBIES!
If only there was a way to take my frustration out on the shambling sacks of meat, using a variety of weapons to make their bodies fly apart in spectacularly messy ways….
Source: PS Blog