Twelve Christmas Bears Model The Numskull Assassin’s Creed Jumper

The lovely people at Numskull sent us some delightfully festive knitwear and TSA’s Chief Fashion Correspondent it was down to me to find a way to ‘review’ the item. The jumper, which comes in seven sizes from XS to 3XL, is an official Ubisoft product, and is made from 100% acrylic rather than itchy wool stuff.

As you can see the design is based on this year’s Assassin’s Creed game which is set in London, but there plenty of other designs to choose from including Fallout 4, Street Fighter, Sonic, and PlayStation. The Assassin’s Creed jumper is on sale at a very reasonable £19.99 with free delivery – others do go up to around £35 – and is bound to make the talk of any Christmas party.

So now to our models, where I must stress this was not my idea* and you’ve all dodged a bullet as the original plan was far more racey, a beary version of “News in Briefs” with plenty of flesh on display, but due to delays that didn’t come to pass, which is probably for the best.


Many thanks to the Bowling Bears of Elephant & Castle for letting me invade their meeting, and special thanks our models: Dom, Justin, Dave, Christian, Jan, Louie, Mike, Jack, Matt, Cody, Alex, and Alan.

* Honestly, it wasn’t. Teflon suggested it!



  1. Still disappointed our (my) plan didn’t quite come together…

  2. We had our mini-team Christmas social at E&C past Wednesday, hadn’t been bowling in years but it’s so much fun! Sadly we weren’t as well dressed as these bears though!

  3. Seen the frankly insanely large chested Vixen wearing a couple of these on Instagram. My Adidas ZX christmas jumper trumps them all though. Retro rudeboy!

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