Forget Chanel No.5, wave goodbye to Crystal Noir, au revoir Euphoria, so long Armani Code. Â There is a new fragrance on the market set to take the world by storm, one quick spray and men (or ladies) will be falling at your feet, mostly because you’ve mutated and are now an undead murder monster and have slashed their neck open. Presenting T-Virus, the new fragrance from Capcom.
Yes, this is an actual thing and you can buy it from the Capcom Café in Japan for 4,200 yen (US$37.25). The scent is said to mimic the characteristics of the T-Virus in that it is highly infectious and has a high dispersal. You can also pick up a deodorizing spray for 1,300 yen ($11.50) which has been designed to look like a first-aid spray from the series.
Source: CBR
blast71
So does this smell zombie-ish? Mmm MEAT!
TSBonyman
‘scuse me love is that a new perfume or have your internal organs turned to soup?
The Lone Steven
Oh goodie, i can smell like rotting flesh, shit and blood. Mmm, that will sure to be a hit with the ladies. Ode de gag ga. Why not go for an iconic cheesey name?
Essence of Jill Sandwhich? Now, you have THIS? A Barry Sandwhich? The Master of Fragrances? H.U.N.K? The Racoon smell?
But the T-Virus? Erm… Capcom, you do remember that the T-Virus causes zombies and i have yet to see them take a bath? Note to self: Run for president, build a wall to keep out dem zombies.
*realises it could be a shoddy marketing thing for the crap Paul Anderson films* NOOOOOOO!
Sorry, i really hate Paul Anderson’s “MY WIFE IS EPIC! THE CHARACTERS ARE USELESS SO SHE MUST SAVE THEM! AND I SAW RESIDENT EVIL 5!” films.
JR.
Or you could buy Lady Gaga’s fragrance and smell like blood and semen. Yes it’s an actual thing.
I guess either one can’t be any worse than Joop. I’ve crossed the street before now when walking downwind of a Joop wearer.
freezebug2
A devastating scenario, laboratoire garnier’s security placements breeched by sub-human draggers, now downgraded to laboratory status, only capable of producing essence-de-cack :P
The Lone Steven
Well, it is Umbrella. The cheapest company when it comes to security and precautions. That and you need a lot of elbems to get into a lab.