Friday Fight is back. On Boxing Day we saw Nemesis challenged by the former God of War – Kratos. It appears that it wasn’t even a scuffle as Kratos won 31 of your votes while Nemesis only managed to gain 3 and two of them were sympathy votes.
To kick start this just-for-fun feature and to celebrate the release of Dante’s Inferno, today’s fight will hopefully provide you with a tough decision. So, without further ado…KRATOS vs DANTE.
Kratos’ Pros:
- Angrier than a rabid badger
- Go-faster stripe for intimidation
- Two extremely sharp blades seared to his wrists via chains which can be used in all manners of destructive and violent ways
- Magic powers, including lightning attacks
- Penchant for ripping limbs off bodies and shoving them back down their owner’s throat
Dante’s Pros:
- Extendable Scythe for maximum reach
- Stitches tapestry into his own flesh
- Magic powers
- Rides beasts like a…beast
- He’s a Knight
Kratos’ Cons:
- Sluggish at times and a little slow
- Limited attack range
- Silly beard
Dante’s Cons:
- Not good with kids. Especially if they haven’t been baptised
- Copycat
- Whipped
alelelakak
Copycat??! Dantes story has been around far longer than gears of war, and gears of war is NOT the first hack and slash game.
alelelakak
God of war*
Sympozium
hehe, this was published in 2010 no one visits that far these days.