Friday Fight #6

It's clobberin' time...
Published 05/02/2010 at 14:30 by Gastos84
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Friday Fight is back. On Boxing Day we saw Nemesis challenged by the former God of War – Kratos. It appears that it wasn’t even a scuffle as Kratos won 31 of your votes while Nemesis only managed to gain 3 and two of them were sympathy votes.

To kick start this just-for-fun feature and to celebrate the release of Dante’s Inferno, today’s fight will hopefully provide you with a tough decision. So, without further ado…KRATOS vs DANTE.

Kratos’ Pros:

  • Angrier than a rabid badger
  • Go-faster stripe for intimidation
  • Two extremely sharp blades seared to his wrists via chains which can be used in all manners of destructive and violent ways
  • Magic powers, including lightning attacks
  • Penchant for ripping limbs off bodies and shoving them back down their owner’s throat

Dante’s Pros:

  • Extendable Scythe for maximum reach
  • Stitches tapestry into his own flesh
  • Magic powers
  • Rides beasts like a…beast
  • He’s a Knight

Kratos’ Cons:

  • Sluggish at times and a little slow
  • Limited attack range
  • Silly beard

Dante’s Cons:

  • Not good with kids. Especially if they haven’t been baptised
  • Copycat
  • Whipped

Comments

Please note that all comments are the opinion of the individual author and not TheSixthAxis.

  1. Kratos… Done deal


  2. Kratos.

    Easily!


  3. Kratos.

    How this even a fight, Kratos would destroy him faster than he could start whining about his loved one..


  4. Kratos FTW.


  5. Kratos. Seriously, Dante would just be scared and run away.


  6. I’ll go for Kratos, Dante is just a pretender in the Greek God’s shoes!


  7. Dante. Because he kills as hell (see what i did there). And he was a real person. And he was the main character in a poem. And he wrote that poem. And he killed Death. And he was the main caracter in a game. And the game from which he is the main character has a flying naked woman. And that naked woman is his girlfriend. And he went through hell. And he went trhough purgatory. And he went through Heaven. And he likes to pretend he is THE GOD OF WAR. And because it’s on the PS3. And I don’t think I’m using “and” to much here. And he… knows that when he dies he won’t be hugged by the dead (kratos was hugged by them. Or pulled down. I really don’t care).
    P.S.: I don’t like the structure of the site now, but I’ll get used to it.


    • And I’m already used to the structure of the site!


  8. Kratos for me!


  9. …in the end there will only be chaos….

    we all know it would result in Kratos destroying Dante to the point that there would be simply a scorched smear where he once stood……..

    Trust…..


  10. Kratos. because if he doesn’t what is the point of him any more.


  11. Kratos!

    ..That is all.


  12. I’m laughing at everyone who says Kratos… you obviously haven’t witnessed just how baddass Dante is.

    The student has not only surpassed the master, but pee’d all over him, ripped him in half after ripping his head off. Dante is 7 shades of awesome badass.


  13. Dante


  14. Dante would be last man standing I feel but might succumb later due to injuries received during the duel.


  15. It has to be kratos……The world is just so much better with a bald beardy tattooed man in it :-)