So, after several weeks fighting off some very strong competition, Nariko finally lost. Raging Raven steps up as the new champion with a victory of 16 votes to 12. Raging Raven eagerly awaits her competition.
This week we have RAGING RAVEN VS. ISAAC CLARKE
Raging Raven’s Pros:
- Wings! She has frickin’ wings!
- High-damage weaponry
- Combat Drones that fight alongside her
- More armour than 50 Cent’s car
- Rams people at great speed…
Isaac Clarke’s Pros:
- Removes more limbs than Jigsaw
- Heavy Boots ideal for stomping and squishing
- Can slow time around an enemy
- Telekinesis skills that scare the crap out of Uri Geller
- Armoured suit
Raging Raven’s Cons:
- A really bad childhood
- Limited number of attacks
- Screams like a Williams sister alerting people to her presence
Isaac Clarke’s Cons:
- S-l-o-w
- No good at small talk, or indeed any talk
- May require several changes of underwear
Thanks to CC_Star for helping out with Isaac Clarke’s characteristics.