TC’s Massive Poll: Battlefield 3 vs Modern Warfare 3
Vote now, pig-dogs
Published: 9:00, 01/07/2011 by Tuffcub.
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Alternate Universe Introduction
You eyes slowly flicker open, you have no idea how long you have been unconscious or where you are. The last thing you can remember was the battle, there must have been sixteen of your squad fighting against the insurgents but somehow one of the enemy had mange to creep up behind you. A flash of pain as a rifle butt slammed in to your skull is the last thing you can recall.
You are sat on a wooden chair that creaks noisily as you struggle but despite your attempts you cannot move, your arms are tied firmly behind back. You are a prisoner.
The light from a dying fire helps your eyes adjust to the gloom and you can just make out the walls of a cave, and in one corner a computer screen.
As the screensaver flicks through pictures of Tom Hardy you begin to notice other details. A flag with a mysterious symbol hangs from a wall, it is white and blue and the symbol looks similar to an asterisk. Various weapons are stacked in the corner of the room; sadly they are all out of reach.
Suddenly a curtain on the far wall is flung open and a tall, gruff looking man walks in. It is the leader of the insurgents, a fearsome Russian known throughout the world as Peter the Awesome. His two henchmen, Aleks and Kristoff follow him in to the cave.
Aleks begins to speak. “You dirty pig-dog! You are our prisoner now, there is no escape from clutches of TSA! Do you know where you are?”
Kristoff chuckles quietly and leans towards you, “You are in Tuffcub’s cave at the back of the TSA office!”
“You must choose. If you do not choose then we shall unleash the Cub. Choose carefully for the fate of millions rests in your hands,” shouts Peter.
Both Aleks and Kristoff laugh. It is an evil laugh, a laugh that strikes terror in your heart.
“Choose now,” commands Peter, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 or Battlefield 3. Which will you be buying?”
Real Universe Introduction
Hello everyone, I thought I would resurrect my Massive Poll to see if we can predict which will sell more, Modern Warfare 3 or Battlefield 3.
Please cast your vote above, the poll closes at midnight on Sunday and the results will be published next week. Get voting!
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01/07/2011 at 09:03
Member since: Jul 2009
Both! Im a sucker for Modern FPS’s
01/07/2011 at 09:05
Member since: Aug 2010
Could have done with an option of “Will buy the one my mates buy!” Lol, cause I just don’t know. Both look great. If BF3 can repeat some of the MP fun BF2 had on the PC then that will be the one for me.
01/07/2011 at 09:07
Member since: Jan 2011
Buying BF3, burning MW3.
01/07/2011 at 09:19
Member since: Jul 2009
surely you’d have to buy a copy to burn it ;)
01/07/2011 at 10:31
Member since: May 2010
I’ll probs rent both, cuz I’m a cheapskate lol
01/07/2011 at 12:42
Member since: Feb 2010
yeah will likely rent Bf3 asap but eventually give cod a look too. may buy Bf3 since i quite like the battlefields.
01/07/2011 at 09:11
Member since: May 2010
BF3 for me! I am fed up of Call Of Duty. And very funny opening and story :D
01/07/2011 at 09:11
Member since: Jul 2009
Huzzah! Tuffcub’s Massive Poll is back for the public’s pleasure!
01/07/2011 at 09:19
Member since: Aug 2009
*checks
Nah Armourd Core 5, its better
01/07/2011 at 09:20
Member since: Forever
Both…with absolute pleasure
01/07/2011 at 09:30
Member since: Jan 2011
Battlefield 3 all the way. I’m tired of floaty quaver soldiers running around rendered levels at 60fps.
01/07/2011 at 10:26
Member since: Feb 2009
If you’re going to steal someone else’s humour, you should at least credit them for it.
01/07/2011 at 10:35
Member since: Jul 2009
http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2011/06/30/modern-warfare-3-devs-sledgehammer-talk-frame-rate/comment-page-1/#comment-343519
I’ve helped you out ;)
01/07/2011 at 09:32
Member since: Dec 2009
As there is no Danski in that story, I refuse to vote.
DANSKI’S MANLY CHEST AND ARMS WILL OVERPOWER YOU!
;)
01/07/2011 at 10:49
Member since: Dec 2008
He’s not in the story as in chapter two we discover Danski was killed by a crack team of Girl Guides.
01/07/2011 at 11:04
Member since: Jun 2009
Which inevitably leads to the part of the plot where we discover that…
*spoiler*
It was all a ruse & Danski had been collaborating with the Girl Guides all along to become the new global superpower.
01/07/2011 at 09:35
Member since: Dec 2008
Love this feature! So pleased it’s back. My vote’s in the ‘neither’ camp. Both these games are a bit war-y, and the distinct lack of wizards, robots, ancient treasure, pirates, ninjas, pandas, or mythology as reality puts me right off.
01/07/2011 at 11:59
Member since: Jul 2010
Thank the gaming gods for skyrim. All shall be catered for this autumn.
01/07/2011 at 15:03
Member since: Mar 2009
Dark Souls shall conquer all!