Article written by Kris Lipscombe.
Published on 30/10/2011 at 09:00 AM.
Now lets get this out of the way first. Although the Baconing is the third game in the DeathSpank series, and the first to drop DeathSpank from the title, I haven’t played the first two games; perhaps if I had the game would have made some sort of sense plot wise. Of course, that doesn’t really excuse the almost complete lack of introduction to the game. The game opens with a bored DeathSpank sulking because he’s defeated all of the threats to his world. Oddly for a world where he’s cleared out most of the dangers you do spend an awful lot of time killing dangerous dinosaurs, gods, mythological creatures and chickens.
To try and counter his boredom DeathSpank puts on all six of the Thongs of Virtue, which return from the previous game, accidentally calling forth the AntiSpank. Well that’s not actually said at the start of the game, basically DeathSpank’s bored and then the world starts to end.
Strangely, this slightly lazy approach to story telling isn’t consistent throughout, in fact it’s only the game’s overarching plot that feels weak and poorly fleshed out. The game features five areas, each of which has a small story within it. This is hardly Shakespeare, but the plots for each of the areas is at least mildly amusing and the final one in a retirement community for gods was good with a surprising conclusion.
This may look cool, but it's the exact same scene for every Thong you burn.
Once you’ve completed whatever an area requires of you, you gain access to a Bacon Fire (that’s the real name) in which you can burn one of the Thongs of Virtue, ultimately weakening the AntiSpank. That’s the extent to which each area ties into the game’s main plot, and about as deep as the main plot gets. Unfortunately every time you do get to burn one the game plays an almost identical cutscene, which grates. Sure, you only see it a few time but it’s still frustrating.
Putting the story aside, the dialogue is the area where The Baconing really shines. The humour does occasionally miss the mark for me, but that’s the nature of humour. For the most part it’s as ridiculous as it is funny, and frequently throws in references to RPG clichés. It’s easy to come off as looking idiotic with this sort of self-referential humour, but in the Baconing it actually works. On top of that the voice acting is brilliantly funny, and really adds another layer of humour to the already funny script.
Sadly the dialogue is pretty much the point at which the game peaks. It’s not bad graphically, but it doesn’t shine out. Hothead have gone for a cartoonesque style, and whilst it works fairly well and is consistent throughout I’ve seen games utilise the style more interestingly and to better effect.
The only thing from the art that is really worth noting is the variety of weapons, armour and power-ups you can pick up throughout the game. Pretty much every single one looks unique, and is reflected not just in your inventory but in your appearance in game as well. I know this might not seem like much to RPG stalwarts, but it was the variety and the range that impressed me. For example armour includes a radiation suit, an Elvis impersonator’s costume and full golfing attire, as well as your more typical armour. Each of these look great, and is fun to wear around.
Where it starts to fall down though is the combat. This is an action RPG so there’s no turn-based encounters here, everything happens in the world. The problem is it simply isn’t very easy to handle. You can equip a weapon to each of the face buttons for a variety of attacks, including ranged weaponry and Area of Effect style attacks. This is absolutely fine, and leads to you having to put at least a little thought into your loadout. It might not progress beyond “they’re weak against fire, I should equip my fire sword,” but it’s something.
Fighting in a radiation suit may look silly but... no, it's just silly.
Fortunately, there a couple of tactics you can use to at least try and stave of death. The first of these is the “run away”. Enemies will follow you, but they’re not all that bright and if you manage to get outside of their detection radius they’ll simply forget that you were ever bothering them. It’s like fighting a school of goldfish.
The other, slightly more effective tactic is to combine fleeing with exploding barrels. If you can draw enemies towards one of the hundred of barrels scattered throughout the game you set it off with a ranged weapon, probably the crossbow since it’s the only good one, and do some damage. It won’t actually kill any enemies, that would be far too easy, but it might give you a fighting chance.
- Funny dialogue and voice acting.
- Story for each area is good.
- Wide range of amusing pickups and armour.
- Exceptionally repetitive quests.
- Weak overall story.
- Poor controls and combat system.
- Dumb AI.