The News At Sixth: 02/01/18

School is out and it’s a sort of a buzz, back then I didn’t really know what it was, but now I see what have of this, the way that people respond to summer madness. The weather is hot and girls are dressing less, checking out the fellas to tell ’em who’s best, riding around in your Jeep or your Benzos, or in your Nissan sittin’ on Lorenzos.

Back in Philly we be out in the park. a place called the plateau is where everybody goes, guys out hunting and girls doing likewise, honking at the honey in front of you with the light eyes. She turn around to see what you beeping at, it’s like the summers a natural aaphrodisiac, and with a pen and pad I compose this rhyme, to hit you and get you equipped for the summer time.


Or in other words, it’s still bleedin’ hot outside. Here’s some video game news.

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This delightful chap, known as The Drummer, was cut from the recent God of War game. He was created by Arda Koyuncu, a senior character artist at Sony Santa Monica.

A job listing for Evolve developers Turtle Rock states that they are working on a “globally known game franchise”. Hmm, what could it be?

Valve are to create more accurate, in-house alternative to Steam Spy. They haven’t released any other details on how this will work or who will have access to the data.

Well this was unexpected. Redout
, which is a Wipeout style futuristic racer, is getting a space combat spin off called Redout: Space Assault.

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