The News at Sixth – 08/02/19

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs video games, pubs and parties. I’ve got 48 hours off from the world, man. I’m gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I’m gonna talk CoD sh*t to strangers all night, I’m gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin’, man! Tonight I’m Jip Travolta, I’m Peter Popper, I’m going to never-never land with my chosen family, man.

We’re gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I’ve got 73 quid in my back burner – I’m gonna wax the lot, man!

The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

Also today…

Rico lands on PS4 on March 12th, Xbox One the day after, and PC the day after that.

Romans: Age of Caesar has been revealed.

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News Editor, very inappropriate, probs fancies your dad.