Smut mongers rejoice, Mass Effect Andromeda is bringing back sexy time and according to producer Michael Gamble it is quite good. Michael was responding to a rather direct question on Twitter from a delightful person called Kristine Steimer who asked “Who can I bang?”
“So many. And the banging is pretty good,” was the reply.
Now, as much as I would like to believe Michael I have yet to see any sexy time in a video game that is remotely erotic, and the saucy stuff in the last Mass Effect game was utterly laughable, especially the bit in the club where Shep seduces his target with some terrible disco dancing.
Mass Effect Andromeda is out this March on Xbox One, PC, and PlayStation 4. You may need a box of tissues.
The Lone Steven
I knew it would be a Tuffcub article and hearing that ME:A is pretty much a Captain Kirk simulator, banging hot alien women will be the best part of it. Oh yeah. *puts on the Barry White Music*
I find using a towel is……never mind.
CR8ZYH0RSE
“You may need a box of tissues”? Why is it really that sad? ;)
TSBonyman
Sounds like it could be a real tear-jerker.
CR8ZYH0RSE
Ta da.;)
camdaz
There’s been loads of boasts about games containing great ‘adult themes’ but they have all been over rated. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of it is put in games just to generate headlines.
JR.
If we can’t connect our tentacle-tipped ponytails whilst joining our souls with Eywa, I don’t wanna know.