Be a Straw Hat Pirate.
“No unlockable bikinis”
Press ‘A’ to wet yourself.
We want this, now.
Guess who thinks so?
GT5 slips down.
That’s gonna leave a mark…on your face.
Ubisoft give you the horn.
Wii shall meet again.
By Odin’s beard, it’s Thor.
Epic Yarn is coming.
The end of an era.
This’ll be worth the wait.
Or is it?
To be this good takes hacking.
Summon a volleyball.
Avada Kadavra! No wait…