Home: A Rant
I'll be home for Christmas, if only in your dreams.Published 25/12/2009 at 15:00 by colossalblue
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Here it is, the Rant Christmas special! This episode is about PlayStation Home because what’s more Christmassy than home? Apart from drunken relatives you don’t really like, crap TV and your nan farting on the sofa? That’s right, nothing! Except bad presents and bottles of weird alcohol that people only ever drink at Christmas. Oh, and family arguments and eating until you vomit. Apart from all of those things I can’t think of anything that’s more Christmassy. Well, not much anyway…
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Kitch | 25/12/2009 15:06
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So very funny. Well done. I go on home and it is still a bit wank.
cam the man | 25/12/2009 22:27
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Haven’t been for ages.
Keep thinking that I should have a look to see what’s new but have better things to do, like playing games
AJ | 25/12/2009 23:18
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Better than TSA?
Charmed_Fanatic | 25/12/2009 15:23
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Haha very funny.
SIR-DARK-HAZE | 25/12/2009 15:26
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nice one, merry christmas, you could be the new Charlir Brooker. Just kidding hes better lol have a good one
Sympozium Gro Mak | 25/12/2009 16:39
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Okay this video is hilarious time to subscribe
Maggot666PL | 25/12/2009 19:09
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Couldn’t agree more. The “special Christmas theme” would be enough, rants are just an added bonus.
cheekyMcB | 25/12/2009 16:45
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I like Home (it quells my poker addiction in the best way possible i.e. leave money in my pocket) but bits of that were spot on, more back then than now but still very funny.
Hodgi92 | 25/12/2009 17:09
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You know, I would pay about 200 TSA points to have your theme tune as my ringtone…just saying
AJ | 25/12/2009 23:18
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Imagine the looks you would get with that going off
I want one too.
carlosfilippsen | 25/12/2009 18:32
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Haha quality video!
iNsAnE_gAmInG | 25/12/2009 18:41
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Never liked Home really.
Very funny rant but underneath the humour are some very good points which cover why Home is such a fail.
Zuler | 25/12/2009 18:59
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I ain’t on my arse with Christmas drinks
Brilliant rant, captures everything wrong with Home. I only use it on a blue moon when there’s a game to win, which always ends up in the competition being unjust due to hackers and other such nonsense.
I doubt I’ll ever like Home, and I don’t think anything Sony add to it will change that.
Maggot666PL | 25/12/2009 19:11
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Unlimited free keys to download all of the PSNs content? That just might make Home bearable for me.
GeordanUK | 25/12/2009 20:13
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Haha funny video! You sound like Jimmy Carr!! =D
bunimomike | 25/12/2009 21:22
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1: “Crafty wank”
2: Home… keeping perverts off the streets (great strapline)
deadairspace | 25/12/2009 22:36
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Merry Christmas all, this is hilarious as always and as GeordanUK says – more and more sounding like Jimmy Carr which is never a bad thing! keep it up!
waddo_89 | 25/12/2009 22:48
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Brill. The updates really get on my “virtual tits” as you put it
. Oh…a driving range in EA Sports Complex, looks like fun! What’s that? It’s going to need to update every single day for the rest of my life and will forever say ‘coming soon’ but never will an update make it actually…open. Oh. Maybe I’ll just go play with my old pal Nathan Drake.
AJ | 25/12/2009 23:17
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PS Love the Christmas Theme Tune!
dirtyhabit | 25/12/2009 23:47
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I’m 34 not 38, cheeky bastard !