It is nearly Christmas Day, so naturally Benedict LovelyFace Polytetrafluoroethylene and Gazzagb are getting ready to attend the TSA community team Christmas party which just happened to be on Christmas Eve morning, for some reason. So Adam, whilst half drunk, has asked me, the TSA mince pie eating, resident nutter to do the Community Round Up.
Did I just see Tef do the Can-Can on the table?
There’s no competitions this week, unless you count the drinking contest at the party. However, seeing as it’s the Christmas holidays and most of you have some free time, you must have some games planned with fellow TSAers, right?
Oh, well it seems that there are no meets for planned for next week or tomorrow. So this is a bit awkward… [Well, I just made an Uncharted 3 meet for Thursday at 7PM – Tef]
If you want to host your own Meet, you can do so provided you have at least 250 TSA points.
Okay, I think I just saw Adam propose to a mop, and did Gazzagb try to chat up a lamp?
What have the hard working staff members been up to this week on TSA? They haven’t been drinking beer and eating mince pies, which I was told is because TSA couldn’t afford any. I think I heard Kris crying earlier in the week due to the amount of content.
Alex reviewed a 3DS game called Pullblox/Pushmo. He gave it a smashing 9/10 and told us he adores games like this. Peter reviewed Assassin’s Creed Recollection for the iPad giving it an 8/10. I hope Peter gets well soon as he has a bad bit of flu which he suspects a certain news editor of giving him. The fairly new guy known as Aran Suddi reviewed Persona 2: Innocent Sin and gave it a 6/10. Dan had a go with Oddworld Stranger’s Wrath, then he played the HD remake too and reviewed that, saying it deserved a 9.5 out of 10! Of course, TSA doesn’t do half points so it sits on a well deserved 9/10
TSA has carried on with the reviews of 2011. I wonder if it will get a 10/10? This week we had March, April, May, June and July. There’s also more of the Top 100 for 2012, where they’ve now got up to 31 in the list.
We found out on what you thought of Dead Space 2 in this week’s WeView verdict which was the last one for this year. The TSAcast or OMMcast, whichever name you prefer to use, did their Christmas special this week. There is a picture of Bobby involved and they were very drunk. I heard Kris screaming when he realised that he had asked every Pingwin out in the UK. Yesterday, they also released one of two songs they’ve got for Christmas this year, called It’s Krismas Time. I think they left it a bit late, but I bet it’s still the Christmas number 1. Make sure you check back tomorrow (or later if you’r busy eating Christmas dinner) for the other musical Christmas spectacular.
Teflon interviewed the former Community Manager and the resident WWE fan, Colin BAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!! I’m told that Teflon wet himself in fear of his old boss when he interviewed him. Peter shared his thoughts on Anticipation on Sunday. I had some thoughts on Sunday but they were mainly food based. You can also find out what the staff have been playing this week, in What We Played.
That’s just about it for this week’s features. Adam is now covered completely in chocolate and is fondling a very large picture of Val Kilmer. I think Teflon just asked himself out on date and why is Gazza up in the rafters?
It’s time to go in to the forums now. Who put those baubles and that candy cane in a rude position on the front gate?
- The Anime, Monster Hunter known as Symposium has asked us what do we think is the most useless side product of this Generation of gaming. The Sandwich accessory for the Apple. It never works.
- It’s been a while since we had a drunk thread, but Yogdog has created one and was quite rude about it.
- The Origami Killer asks us if we wanted to be immortal if we could. Yes, as I could then take over the world.
- And Gernbos has wondered about something on the front page. Did a TSA regular escape again?
- Don’t forget to vote in the TSA Forum Awards 2011. Voting closes in a few days, so get to it!
That is everything covered for this week. Also please remember that General Chat is full of sweaty perverts like Bunimomike and also smells of wet dogs. [I think Steven means that it could contain strong language and is for TSA members only? – Tef]
There will be no more community round ups until the new year as Teflon and Gazzagb will be spending that time recovering from their hangovers. Adam seems to have made a hole in the picture of Val Kilmer, Gazza is now down from the rafters and wants me to ask the wall if it is interested in him. Teflon seems to have gone into the closet with a chair. How much have they drunk?
On behalf of the Community Team, the TSA staff, and Bobby, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year. Now, if you excuse, I’m going to leg it as I’m not cleaning up the effing mess…
– I’m sure you’ve already guessed it was Steven. That I said so at the top of the article was probably a big give away. I’m impressed you managed to make it this far… If you want even more punishment, I’ll put a completely unedited version of this up in General Chat somewhere.
Sympozium
Whos Val Kilmer?
freezebug2
It’s a male actor, which would suggest that a community team member has designs on and has poked a hole in a picture of him with an object?…some people would imagine that it’s the writer letting out pent up frustration :P
Great round up though, definately improving.
The Lone Steven
‘Twas a joke at Adam’s expense as he is in love with Val Kilmer. I’m off to mexico now as Adam is going to murder me for that. :p
The Lone Steven
So, where do you want these dead reporters then Tef? And i’m NEVER EVER CLEANING UP YOUR MESS IN THE OFFICE! It looks like someone has moved an entire rubbish dump in there. I think i may be allowed to do once a month. Only once to avoid breaking the space time continum. Or to save the server from breaking down in tears. :P
Origami Killer
There’s a limit as you can actually end the world with these articles :P
The Lone Steven
I have an army of Clones and a working deathstar to blow up the earth. :p So the articles would be overkilled(can you kill what is already dead?)
Origami Killer
No but you can kill paper.
bunimomike
It’s like Bonkers FM at the Funny Farm. Awesome stuff, Steven.
shields_t
“Adam is now completely covered in chocolate and is fondling a very large picture of Val Kilmer” what a beautiful line to wake up on Christmas morning too!