The Metal Gear Solid Quiet Figurine Has Boobs You Can Squish

Remember when Kojima was waffling on about Quiet being a strong female character, and her revealing costume had a purpose and was not just for cheap thrills?

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“PlayArtsKAI’s Quiet is coming soon. Yoji, a supervisor says some soft materials enables to be pushed & lifted. lol,” tweets Hideo.

For balance he also posted pictures of a “Limited MGSV GZ JAMAIS VU Raiden white version”, but neglects to tell us if Raiden has a squishy crotch. I’m guessing he doesn’t.

It’s all bit sad, really.

Source: Twitter

20 Comments

  1. Wow, that’s pathetic. Japan has a very strange attitude to gender, and lets just say equality is not a big part of it.

    • Ah, moving the ol’ gender respect along…ooo…. not one bit. Well done, Hideo. :-)

      Personally, TC, I would have thought that Raiden’s crotch being rock-hard was a good thing. :-P

    • I’m just on my way back from Japan, there was a bill board with a massive pair of inflatable tits attached to it. It’s a weird country.

      • What the hell are you leaving for?! :D

      • I need to move! Sharpish!

  2. I guess if there’s a material in the world of miniatures that squishes, this is a good way to use it!
    I don’t have an opinion on it either way, to be honest. It’s a toy with tits.

  3. So this is why consoles aren’t selling well in Japan…

    There’s so much wrong with this, I don’t know where to start.

  4. The person holding it has some manky looking fingernails.

    • Ah, stunned into silence. :-)

    • Guess my HTML tags weren’t supported…

      Welcome to the world of Japanese figurines, this isn’t even up there among the really creepy stuff. The actress seems OK with it, so I don’t mind. I guess I’m just not surprised; it’s stupid, it’s silly, “of course she’s got squishy boobs”. It’s friggin PlayArtsKai! Everything they make is over-sexualized and ridiculous.

      http://abload.de/img/byecc4hciaapkdub5usi.jpg

      • I bet. She’ll be taking that to the plastic surgeon to ask him to get those puppies installed for real!

  5. Ah, so that’s the reason for her skimpy costume – to sell dolls.

  6. Well if they were doing this back in the 80s, I would’ve been quite happy for Teela & Evil-Lyn to be added to my He-Man toy collection. Plus my parents wouldn’t receive a kick in the shins as a thank you. ;)

  7. Here are my top 5 MGS dirty puns!

    1. That will give me an excuse to play with my Snake.
    2. This will result in a lot of Liquid Ocelots.
    3. SNAKE BEATER!
    4. Metal Gear Rising
    5. Snake, try to remember CQC.

    Wait, they’re awful. I’ll grab my coat.

    I would say Japan, what the hell but it’s Japan and this is nothing compared to some of the stuff that has been invented over there. Now, if Dead or Alive did their own figures with breast physics, that would be impressive.

    Also, does this mean that MGS condoms are the next thing to be released by Konami?

    • MGS condoms? Because obviously the customers they’re aiming for with this squeezable tits crap have a need for condoms.

      I did laugh at your terrible puns though. Or possibly it was the fact that you felt the need to share them, which even you seem to agree was a terrible mistake ;)

      But is “it’s OK because Japan” an excuse now? Does that somehow make it acceptable?

      Looks like some of the vile gamergate crowd approve though. Probably says all that needs to be said.

      • Did someone ask for an excuse?

      • It’s more like “Oh what’s that? japan has released another sexualised play toy? Boo, hiss, they should be ashamed, wait it’s not anime? still no surprised. Boo hiss etc..” I just don’t feel any reaction apart from it’s Japan and it’s pretty tame by their standards. I mean, we’re talking about the number one producre in anime, which often features women with large boobs.

        We’re getting Quiet Pillows next aren’t we?

        As for MGS condoms, it’s the natural thing for them to do. They can do it in 4 styles. Liquid, Solid, Solidus and Big Boss although all 4 can apply to those who want to play with Quiet’s boobs.

        As for the puns, it was my duty to make the puns. Otherwise, no-one would have had been amused for a few seconds.

  8. Ugh, where’s the men? like Captain Qwarks remarkable buttocks would work so well to be squished.

    • … and everyone back away slowly from Light Liguria.

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