Satire
Festive Snatch: Free Xbox Zombies, Coconut Dodge HD And Isaac Has A Poo
Touch my baubles.
News Snatch: Poor Peter, Awful Mark And Cuddly Bob
Kicking Kickstarter.
News Snatch: Naked Women, Flying Hamsters And Sparkly Bits
A lady not be trifled with.
News Snatch: Ken Levine Reverses, Konami Blocks And LBP2 Cross Controls
Beep, beep, this decision is reversing.
News Snatch: Sexy Music, Free Games And Ham
Seedy, back alley stuff.
News Snatch: Gingers, DLC And The Pope’s Mystical Floating Cog
Del Toro’s InSane is back on (its very, very long) track.
News Snatch: Llamas, Tractors And Pac-Man Moons
It’s a bit quiet today..
News Snatch: Tomb Raider, Hitman And A DLC Explosion
Bad news for Obama’s cat.
News Snatch: Turkey And Other Fruity Birds
Bright eyes, burning like that Ford I smashed into whilst doing a quiz on my phone.
News Snatch: The Borderlands 2 Boob Bounce Mystery
Ginormous funbags.
News Snatch: Another Massive Assassin’s Creed III Patch And Crap Dancing
I wanted to vote for the donkey.
News Snatch: Black Ops 2 Problems And Spin The Bottle
The least exciting day of the year so far.
News Snatch: Knighting Of The Noobs
Halo 4: Making you fat, lazy and poor since November 2012.
News Snatch: MW4 Does Not Exist, Hitman Jackets And Amiga Remixes
Halo gets hijacked.
News Snatch: Velocity Wins And A Bent Donkey
Ahoy! Snatch off the starboard bow!
News Snatch: Activision, Duke And A Knob Snail
Filling your eyeboxes with gaming ‘news’.