You could bounce bullets off that arse.
Smarter than the average bear.
Delayed due to flooding. And cake.
A gun for hire.
Developers talk next gen.
In time for the Precursor update.
Pay your way into the beta.
With free gameplay trailer included.
Register now, pew pew pew later.
Quick before it pops!
Covering all bases.
Plus news of the Vita version.