JASON!
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Saying goodbye to an old friend.
Divided we stand.
Light showers.
The funner the better.
Tough luck, rest of the world.
Where are the beards? This is madness!
More news that you can shake a stick at.
Like, hugely awesome, like.
Cut those russian children!
Loses battle with cancer.
Secret project revealed, via a URL of all things.